You look around, confused.
“How did I get here?” you yell. Johnny Franzetta appears in front of you.
“You got here by clicking on page 17 from the drop-down menu instead of doing it properly. I don’t want someone as dishonest as you helping me with my unfinished business. Good day!” and with that he fades away from view.
Embarrassed at having been caught out as the big cheat you are, you start to cry.
You never stop crying, and eventually everybody you have ever loved drowns in your salty, shameful ocean of tears.
Go back to the beginning and think about what you’ve done.