04

“Screw you dickwad!” you yell at the ghost, who makes a sad noise and vanishes.

You run downstairs, but as you do the pain in your foot from stepping on the LEGO flares up. You slip and break your neck, killing yourself instantly.

As fate would have it, you are turned into a ghost, a very particular type of ghost – not a poltergeist, but a ZEITGEIST, which means at the moment you can only communicate with the real world through listicles and hot takes about the latest episode of Broad City.

Also, the ghost of Johnny Franzetta gets all the other ghosts to bully you.

It’s really problematic.

THE END

Patrick Magee Died Ten Years Ago – And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! He can be followed on Twitter or you can like his page on Facebook.

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