The Thick of It

Now that The Thick of It is going off the air, it’s time to start thinking of a new outlet for Peter Capaldi’s prodigious talents in swearing. Below are just a few of the options available to Ianucci & co, should they wish to avail themselves of my genius.

The Kick of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed football manager.

The Hick of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed redneck in Midwest USA.

The Bic of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed biro salesman.

The Mick of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed Irish Catholic.

The Nick of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed leader of the BNP.

The Quick of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed racing car.

The Sick of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed ward sister in a gerontology unit.

The Dick of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed Dick Van Dyke.

The Lick of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed tongue (guest-starring Tom Hollander as a fearsome, foul-mouthed pair of lips known as “the Pucker”).

The Wick of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed magical talking candle.

The Tick of It: As above, but a magical talking insect instead of a candle.

The Vic of It: Peter Capaldi stars as a foul-mouthed statue of Queen Victoria.

The Rick of It: A foul-mouthed Peter Capaldi is never gonna give you up, you fucking cunt.

You’re welcome. For more nonsense, click here.

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