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The 10 SCARIEST Two Sentence Stories Ever Told!

  1. I was just drifting off to sleep when my daughter said “Daddy, I’m scared.” My daughter is a werewolf.
  2. You hear┬áthe sound of breaking glass. When you look outside, you can see a bunch of teenagers drinking cider and throwing the bottles against the wall – teenage SKELETONS!
  3. With a jolt, he realised that the term “finger food” was all too appropriate. He’d been using his fingers instead of a knife and fork to eat the delicious buffet of human remains laid out in front of him.
  4. When my girlfriend died, I didn’t think someone would dig up her corpse, break into my house and hide it in my bed. And I didn’t think that someone would be MY OWN GHOST.
  5. Don’t know what’s more unsettling: the fact that my TV wakes me up every night or the fact that it’s unplugged every night. And did I mention it’s full of spiders every night?
  6. Working the graveyard shift alone tonight. Alone, that is, except for the massive DRACULA who also works in the same building (note: building is a graveyard).
  7. I say goodnight to my family and go to sleep. When I wake up, I’m in a padded cell and also have just pooed myself.
  8. There was a knock at the door. He went up to open it but then he remembered that he was actually dead or something, I guess.
  9. Are dinosaurs scary? If so, imagine a dinner party but with dinosaurs instead of people.
  10. Monster Dad?
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